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"Avoid riding an automobiles because they are responsible
for 20% of all fatal accidents. Do not stay home because 17% of
all accidents occur to pedestrians. Avoid traveling by air,
rail, or water because 18% of all accidents involve some form of
transportation.
You will be pleased to learn that only .001% of all deaths
occur in worship services in church, and these are usually
related to previous physical disorders. Therefore, logic tells us
that the safest place to be at any given point in time is at
church! Bible Study is safe too. The percentage of deaths during
Bible Study is even less. FOR SAFETY'S SAKE- Attend Church! IT
COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!" SermonFodder.com
Last updated: 08/28/2004
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