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"Avoid riding an automobiles because they are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur to pedestrians. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 18% of all accidents involve some form of transportation.

You will be pleased to learn that only .001% of all deaths occur in worship services in church, and these are usually related to previous physical disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place to be at any given point in time is at church! Bible Study is safe too. The percentage of deaths during Bible Study is even less. FOR SAFETY'S SAKE- Attend Church! IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!" SermonFodder.com

Last updated: 08/28/2004


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