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Satan challenged Jesus to a contest to write a computer program. They both worked hard on the program separately. All of a sudden there was a bolt of lightening and the power went out. Satan complained it wasn't fair because he really had written the program but it was lost due to circumstances out of his control. The judge awarded Jesus as the winner and said to Satan, "Jesus saves." (Jesus saves his work as he goes so a power outage doesn't lose it all)

Satan challenged Jesus saying he could create a man. Jesus said ok. Satan said to Jesus, "I need some dirt." Jesus said, "Make your own dirt."

"Avoid riding an automobile because they are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur to pedestrians. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 18% of all accidents involve some form of transportation.

You will be pleased to learn that only .001% of all deaths occur in worship services in church, and these are usually related to previous physical disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place to be at any given point in time is at church! Bible Study is safe too. The percentage of deaths during Bible Study is even less. FOR SAFETY'S SAKE- Attend Church! IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!

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Last updated: 05/10/2017

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